In my experience all the best introductions begin with a tenuous link to Ancient Greek philosophy, so:
Just as Plato's 'soul of the philosopher' inevitably escapes the arduous cycle of birth and death, so too have I broken free from the chains of compulsory education at long last. Thusly, in my great beneficence, I have decided to share my thoughts on a variety of things with the world at large (or at least those few individuals who stumble upon this humble blog). Without any more delay then, and certainly with no further ado, I'd like to welcome anyone who has found their way here and talk a little bit about myself and what I aim to do with this blog.